#MichaelOwenFacts - What you get when you piss off Liverpool and Newcastle fans

Michael Owen only signed Manchester United because he thought "Old Trafford" was a retirement home

Michael once left a knife in the fork drawer, but went home to swap it back as soon as he remembered.

Natasha Giggs text Michael once: "Come on over, nobody is home"... Michael went over... Nobody was home

Michael Owen once stayed up until midnight on New Year's Eve

Michael Owen wears a helmet when playing Jenga.

Michael Owen had his charisma removed after a childhood accident

Michael Owen uses Internet Explorer as his default web browser

Michael Owen loves nothing more than putting together multiple pieces of Ikea furniture on a Sunday afternoon

Michael Owen's favourite drink is water

Michael Owen never allows his car screenwash bottle to get below the 50% level

Michael Owen's favourite sex position is missionary.

Michael Owen once pulled his hamstring whilst completing a sudoku puzzle

Michael Owen once ate a slice of rum cake and was hung over for 2 days

Michael Owen wont listen to Elton John because he doesn’t like heavy metal

Michael Owen was breast fed untill 2004

Michael Owen has over 300 splinters in his arse since signing for MUFC

Michael Owen still doesn't know where babies come from

Michael Owen listens to the Spice Girls

Michael Owen still wets the bed

Michael Owen has had to replace the LED bulbs in his "flash when you walk" trainers 12 times since 1998

Michael Owen still gets out his Blue Peter 'Tracy Island' every now and then

Michael Owen has to wear a clip on tie every time he wears a suit if one of his parents arnt around to tie it for him

Michael Owen has 3 posters up on his bedroom wall. Ben 10, S Club 7 and John Barnes!

Michael Owen has a Power Rangers Lunch Box which he takes to Carrington! It has a shiny Star Wars sticker on the front!

When the Nuclear Holocaust happens, only 2 things will survive...Michael Owen and his bench.

Michael had to go home 6 minutes into Man Utd's Christmas Party due to injury

Michael gets his kids to read him a bed time story

Michael Owen is allowed up till quarter past 12 every new year, in recent years enjoying a can off Barr's Shandy

Michael Owen reads theTerms and Conditions of each product he purchases without fail

Michael Owen's hair has been played by the same actor for 37 years

Michael Owen defrosts his freezer before going on holiday and turns all electrical appliances off at the wall

Michael Owen still puts a flattened 10p carton above the back wheel of his BMX so it sounds like he's riding a motorbike

Michael Owen never leaves his TV on stand by

Michael Owen wont watch a pg film unless his parents are in the same room

Michael Owen doesn't get excited, he gets 'mildly stimulated'.

Michael Owen gets to watch a PG rated film at the weekends as a treat

In very cold weather, Michael Owen pretends he is smoking.

Michael Owen mixes ketchup and potato mash together so it's pink.

Michael Owen allows himself £7.50 spends in his weekly budget.

Michael Owen spends five hours per day sewing name labels into his underpants.

Michael Owen has one Flintstones vitamin before bed every night

When crossing the road, Michael Owen looks right, left & right again.

It's been discovered that listening to Michael Owen is a cure for long standing cases of severe insomnia.

Michael was a prefect and spokesperson for his school choir

Michael Owen irons his socks

Michael Owen is a keen and enthusiastic stamp collector

Michael Owen’s favourite colour is beige

Michael Owen always puts the lids back on biros!

Michael Owen is the patron saint of park benches!

Michael owen spends his lazy Sunday's painting walls just to watch them dry

After overhearing a bit of banter in the dressing room he went and bought a dutch oven and was miffed it didn't smell.

Michael Owen goes to bed at 9.30pm

Michael Owen collects his farts in a jam jar

Several people have actually died of boredom from reading his timeline.

Michael Owen is reading this and crying into his Postman Pat pillows.

#MichaelOwenFacts was trending worldwide last night.